Friday, August 17, 2007

Holorecordings retrieved from the body of the Callidus Temple Operative Shelia Marin during her mission to scout the Ork south. The Operative was discovered by the Orks and killed at the eve of the battle.

Ik Headthumpa (Ed's note - Judging by the alien's size and manner, this Ork is most likely of 'Nob' rank): "Boss! The Boyz up in the Gork hills is runnin! Da humies is comin' straight for us!"

Warboss Grok Toofsmasha (Ed's note - According to the records kept by Julian before his betrayal, this Ork is the leader of the Waagh): "Dem spiky humies is wanting dis here praying place real bad. Julie's bringin' down all his boyz for dis one. Might got that big smelly thing with him too."

Ik: "They've got some right big tanks rollin' down with 'em too. I bets they'll make a nice pretty boom when we go chop 'em. Can we leave now, boss?"

Grok: "Shut yer hole, ya git. I'm the boss 'round here. And I's got me a cunnin' plan, see? Julie wants this here shrine thing, but he's forgettin' dat dis 'ere planet belongs to da Orks now. So gather da boyz round. We'll wait here and let da humies think we's runnin' scared. Den when they come down 'ere to go lookin' for shiny bits, we'll run out and bash 'em up nice and good, see?"

Ik: "You's sure is a slippery one, boss."

Grok: "Dat's right, see? And once we've made a nice proper job of 'em, we'll jump straight up over dem hills and make the rest of 'em into Squigfeed. So get out der and get da lads together nice and quick. We'z got us some humies to kill."

Ik: "You gots it, boss."

2 comments:

Sputnik said...

My money is on the Chaos Boyz.

Naelok said...

Too bad, they lost. By a landslide.